Logan Mattox

"Shady management, party of 12, promising to be a big check, 2 minutes late for happy hour, wouldn't give us the first round. Ohh, and we waited 10 for table setup..."

"Best tv's in town!"

"Make sure to drop by on Fridays and see what's in the cask..."

"The new Naked Vixen is smooth on my tongue!"

"Long time fan... The Jeremiah Red is a fine fine brew you can only get here... Give it a pint, you won't regret it..."

"Laura is the bombest waitress at Lodo's... find her..."