Liz

"New pedicure chairs. Excellent."

"Do NOT bring any glass to the pool. No matter how careful you are, self-aggrandizing condo dicks will infantilize you and obliterate your sense of individual responsibility."

"This is a Peruvian restaurant, not a Mexican restaurant as it is categorized. That's a good thing, though. The ceviche is excellent."

"Best Bloody Mary ever."

"I don't know, buddy, the guacamole and fish tacos were pretty darn good."