Lisa Weser

"Snag the chesterfield sofa in front of the fireplace. Best seat in the house."

"Mama's Quesadilla. My pregnancy staple. And a top shelf margarita. My non-pregnancy staple."

"If you stay here during SXSW, you didn't book early enough. Good luck finding a cab."

"Talk someone corporate into giving you tickets to the green seats. Front row seats for baseball's best backsides and all you can eat and drink delivered to your seat...free."

"Worst. Service. Ever. Baristas mess it up 50% of time and always out of food. Absentee management? Go to the Clayton one instead."

"Whatever I didn't spend on tuition back in college, I spent here. Unmissable."