Desiderious Erasmus

"Too salty too small"

"Portions got smaller?"

"Good profiterol, a bit too crowded"

"Not accepting cards is also not funny! Let alone the much smaller size of the sweets."

"The pudding used to be double the size they serve it these days and 0.50 cheaper. Now it's a pathetic small portion that it could be served in a much smaller plate."

"Just keep your smelly stinky sweaty feet OFF the pool please! Gosh!"