Lindsay Fergo

"If you like them, ask for a caramel macchiato. It will be the best one you've ever had."

"Make sure you talk to the owner! He will show you clothing to try on you would have never picked out for yourself. THE CLOTHES EXPAND! Not shrink! So be sure to try stuff on!"

"You are only allowed to check in if you are using the toilet!"

"Always bring an awesome attitude! Or you suck."