Lily

"Great lunch special deal. $15 minimum for cards."

"Bathroom was full of gnats. Also, $10 for 40 minutes of pool."

"Save some room and get the peanut butter bomb cake!"

"Upgrade to the VIP package. It's definitely worth it! Wonderful attentive staff. Don't forget to tip!"

"Apparently, you have two months to use up all your tanning sessions. But don't expect any of the employees to inform you about it until after it's over."