Libby Andress

"I went on a date here with a british guy. The soap dispenser sticks straight out. After it hit me in the clavicle, I came back to the table and pointed at his Pink tie and the greasy spot that I now u"

"Doughnuts! I finally found them. Excellent meal options too."

"Commodore! Commodore! Commodore!"

"Mmm pina colada dots on my shirt."