Louis Groff

"Dollar beers on tuesdays. That is neat."

"If you're "a man" then get the "z-man"."

"If you want to get to another city without driving to it, come here and get on an airplane."

"People here have no sense of humor. Apparently it's not funny to wear a ski mask and a hoodie into this place."

"If you like wealth and power, study here. If you like heady stuff and writing, go to the hippie journo school."

"Get 3 or 4 burgers. Any less you are just snackin."