Leyla Royale

"Too many bars! Walked into four;have lots of bruises."

"Very chilly, would not expect that for Hell. Bring a coat. 2/10 probably won't return."

"Too many circles, ovals, not enough pentagons. 5/10 might return."

"Needs more knights. 5/10"

"Do not eat the cheese sauce...bad idea. Also: needs more strippers, boyfriends. 4/10."

"Very full of bolts, high quality too! Talented note writers are here too. 10/10 would recommend."