Alex Owen

"Go to class! It will help you get better grades!!"

"Shoe5 is prime. Come visit"

"Door is broken... Dumb"

"Get the blondie!!! You'll cum!! Buckler too"

"Don't fire off your poop too hard or the water may splash up on you which is just awkward. Also, if you aim incorrectly, the poop may bounce up and hit you. Be careful."

"Be careful when you first approach the hallowed last stall. There may be a few pilgrims who have travelled thousands of miles to worship at the Holy Throne."