Lewis De Payne

"The tomato-basil soup tastes like the chef regurgitated it... DO NOT ORDER!"

"Generally crappy food, nearing fast food quality. Even the plain noodle bowl is drowning in butter, which is fine if you think ingesting 100% saturated fat into your body is somehow healthy."

"Goldy's is good. It would be better if they seriously steam cleaned their sofas and couches from time to time. I hate sitting on flakes of skin, dirt, and debris belonging to the 99%."