Leslie Cheung

"Cheap cheap cheap gas!"

"Appetizers are basically spring rolls wrapped with different things (pork, shrimp, etc).."

"Non fat taro yogurt mmm"

"Pad see ew and boat noodles. Mmm"

"Use the chili powder and sauce that they give you!"

"Don't park in front of the tree on the lawn.. You might get bird crap on your car."