Louis Rosenthal

"Stopped here so my mother could pee after drinking a gallon of tea. She came back from the bathroom shaking and catatonic."

"Watch rampart, SUCH a good movie!"

"Don't get caught loafing when Debra's lurking."

"Please for the love of everything pay attention to who's calling next in line. If you are not, you hold the line up."

"Watch out for the jalapeño poppers, they be nasty friends."