Len Cooley

"So glad to see young people carry personal protection weapons. Carry on, people."

"Haley doesn't work here anymore. What are we gonna do, now? :("

"People with leathery skin and skin cancer are soooo attractive, aren't they?"

"The service here still sucks. Owners are cheap bastards and treat the help like wetbacks. Go a mile east to Cherry Tree Plaza and get served"

"Thank you for being closed on Easter."

"Is there any other color?"