Lefty McRighty

"The carwash nearly ripped my door panel off and it took a lengthy argument with the manager, who refused to refund me, to get a free bottle of washer fluid for my troubles. I'm still out 2 bucks"

"This location is closed! There's a new one two blocks east"

"No more free parking but you can use the Loblaws lot down the street, just buy some groceries to validate your parking"

"The outlet on the patio doesn't seem to work, so you'll have to find another place to plug in your iron lung"

"Jordan P. is totes the cutest omg - tip him well"

"Wear a mask or you'll leave with a fine layer of glitter coating the insides of your lungs"