Joaquin (Kinney) Mercado

"Get the salt and pepper pork (or squid) and an order of yang chow fried rice! You will NOT be disappointed!"

"I used to go to this place when it was called La Salsa! Order a side of chips and load up at the salsa bar!"

"Best hot dogs in the US!!! Order a Chicagoan now!"

"Take down Godzilla... solo!"