Joe Leary

"Mike and Rian will special order your all natural favorites...just ask!"

"The cat scratcher lounge is a hit with every cat owner we know!"

"Talk slow and prepare to have your order be slightly off."

"Don't feed the elves after midnight."

"Do not feed the elves."

"Bring chocolates to your audition. Or a customized astrological compatibility chart of yourself & @SchoolOHardKnox"