Laura McKerracher

"Don't forget your coupon! If you do, you can pull it up on Ulta's website or via the Ulta app on your smartphone!"

"Beware! Learn from us and check out that price before you start pumping. $5.60 per gallon. No shame. I don't see how this is legal."

"Don't use the people dryers. They are a ripoff. It's like drying off with a weak hair dryer."

"Be cool. Don't talk during the movie and turn off your cell phones."

"Be cool. Turn off your cell phones and don't talk during the movie."

"Clean up after yourselves, kiddos. This is not your dorm."