Larry Lovell

"Ask for a steak knife because the don't give you one."

"If you are from a place that is not uptight about booze like this place is, order a bottle of wine and use their plastic cups to make is seem as though you are drinking water and take it with you."

"OK. Thanks."

"If you get the surly female bartender who won't ask you what you want and just stares at you with a stupid look on her face, don't bother to leave her a tip."

"Despite online listings to the contrary, this place is not open until 10 pm so don't waste your time trying to go this late."