Mark Landsberg

"Silent auction closes at 1:00. Get early!"

"Eat slow. Enjoy every bite. You know it's expensive, so don't obsess on the price or you'll ruin your night. Experience it the way you would a great concert."

"Get married here. It's crazy nice!"

"Only for drinks. The shave ice sign is totally fake. The machine "Just went down"."

"No Internet at Starbucks! Coffice: FAIL!"

"Husband chair is hidden way in the back!"