Lance Morrison

"Definitely not the best IPA or bartending"

"It's great if you love Muzak, staff who stand around speaking easily audible expletives, and tempura. However, my waitress was awesome enough to help me order off of that insane menu. Tips to her."

"Sriracha does not make the drink. Be warned."

"Wanna get crunk fast? Vodka Red Bull slushy that shit up."