Lacey

"I can't tell if this is Hell or purgatory"

"ZERO purpose to pre check here. Except they give you a giant laminated paper like you won an award in kindergarten"

"A RESERVATION MEANS NOTHING."

"Best airport sushi everr"

"If you're lucky they give you a shot of sneeze in your carmelatte"

"The flowers I pooped are still here. Don't touch them."