Kyle Stark

"Get your taxes done for free here, Tuesdays from 4:40-8:30"

"Don't use a friend's id to sneak in or they will kick you out and make your friend pay $25 to get the id back :("

"They only take CASH for slices of pie."

"You have to bring a kitten or you may not enter!"

""The more you know, the more you Kohl's" is the stupidest slogan ever."

"Don't fall in"