Kyle Nash

"Can I at least get some foreplay before you fuck me Bestbuy. Worst customer service on the market."

"1. Close the back door2. Don't give out the door code3. Turn off the lights as you leave a room4. Pick up after yourselves"

"Tell the ladies in the academic skills center you have no change and you can print for free."

"Home sweet home.."

"You have to watch a 20 second commercial to connect to the internet."

"Great place to stay, the staff is very friendly."