Kyle Brown

"Try the tuna melt with avocado!"

"Plan on having plenty of time to spare! The desk clerks are in no rush to do much if anything!"

"Booked the room, got there and we were upgraded to this! 1 a/c unit didn't work, while the other one spent hours leaking! Solution, give us towels to put down! room now smells like cat piss!"

"Plan on waiting 20 minutes to get your food! Terrible customer service!"

"The beer is always cold!"