Kurt Stafki

"If you ride your bike to work, everyone will smile at you."

"Order the moonbear from Moonbear. It's just so damn literal."

"Don't leave your dishes in the sink or you'll be stuck with kitchen duty for the week."

"Order the penne marinara and chef salad."

"Ask for Sprite."

"Perry may let you scratch his belly if you play your cards right."