Krysti Heflin

"Only Max can make the correct root beer float."

"Ask dad for his famous apple martini."

"Also. The neighbors have no courtesy about noise. Prepare to lose sleep."

"Be careful walking your dog or walking to and from your car. The creepers, stalkers, and harassers are every where out here. They don't even know how to be discreet."

"Never forget to ask about the military discount."