Kristi

"The veggie burger made of beets is out of this world!!! You HAVE to try it!!"

"Be sure to tip the strippers (residents) by throwing quarters at them!!"

"This is da bed of lesbos"

"Da Bed is where it's at!!"

"Best southern hospitality this side of the Mason Dixon!! Get a pickleback and play shufflebowl with the friendliest and cutest bartenders around!!"

"Try the Ten Eyck Homo!!"