Krissy

"Don't come here if you're in a hurry..."

"Text STYLE to 87812 and receive 20% off any single regular-priced item!"

"Anyone checking in here that doesnt currently live here or has family here is idiotic. Whoever you are, Ryan, you don't deserve this mayorship. Asshole"

"I'd rather be at the DMV... At least you can sit and wait for hours vs standing and waiting for hours here.."

"The giant rocks are surprisingly comfy chairs!"

"Don't print here if you're in any kind of a hurry..."