Kris P

"Sooo freaking hot in here; if I wanted to eat dinner on the sun, well I'd be eating on the sun would"

"Produce is nasty!"

"Best American Chop Suey around!"

"Things just always seem so much worse when Tony the night manager is on. Seriously like every single time..."

"Ken is an awesome sales guy & Gerry is an amazing financing manager!"

"Watch out, these people are crooks when it comes to resigning your lease."