Pete Fuller

"The vacant lot next door allows for AMAZING views of a derelict laundromat."

"Go deaf listening to ear splitting, over-amped acoustic Irish ballads while watching douchebags impress only themselves at the punching bag."

"Come see the Windy City Rollers kick some ass with skated feet!"

"Enjoy a vegan cupcake for dessert after a nice, more upscale than most, vegetarian dining experience."

"Enjoy the affordable booze and check out the frequent dance parties. I prefer the Soul Dance Parties, myself."