Eric Sutfin

"Bottoms up and then get me a beer too please!"

"Parking with the valets is easy and fast! They take care of you and preform excellent service"

"Pick up ur condoms in the backseat when ur done with em"

"The white Infiniti should be towed anytime it's there"

"Bring your own TP"

"It's okay to tell the girls to put the toilet seat down... They only bite, you'll like it"