K.J. Van Nevel

"Yeah, it's not the most upscale state of the art gym, but all the essentials are here for a great workout. It's rarely crowded either so you can show up, work out with little or no wait, and go."

"These guys are always friendly, fast, and efficient. Only place I go anymore. 4square gives $5 check in discount, but Yelp check in gives you $10 off."

"Be sure to ask for the "Cuban sausage special". Better than a happy ending."

"DAD?! Nope, it's just the pil...DAD?!?!?!"

"When arriving for the first time be sure to have rice, salt, and cash. (Don't ask)"

"Ask Dean to do his Mugsy impression."