Paul Cervantes

"Sexy waiters and awesome food. What more could you ask for? Perhaps Coke products."

"Be sure to scratch Merry and give Chrissy treats."

"The wifi here is awful. Hopefully you're not here for it."

"Strawberry sundaes are the absolute best."

"Short on fancy decor, but prices can't be beat. The food is the most authentic I've ever had outside my Tia's kitchen. Carne guisada is awesome."

"Always get Elliot. He's the only safe bet."