Kirk eye

"Where does the tunnel go?"

"Hogs rule this ranch. The Hoginator rules the hogs!"

"Only stay here if you have no other choice. Overpriced, rooms smell, TV from the '80s. Obviously, I did not pick this place."

"Free Rand McNally road atlas just for receiving an in-person auto or home insurance quote."

"Mendy is awesome."

"On the weekend arrive 45 minutes before show starts to sit on the cushioned bench seats"