Kinsey Vallier

"Ask for Troy! The handsome tall man of your hair dreams!"

"Best place to practice your Stop! Drop! Roll!"

"Either wear bug spray during summer or just stand next to me as this is a breeding ground for asshole Mosquitos."

"Beware of guard Beast!"

"Head to the club room! Have a glass of wine on the porch overlooking South Lamar or watch your favorites on the 80' flat screen. Cable, fridge, porch, gym...why do I pay to have my apartment?"

"Best lake in Austin, hands down. But also best for boarding and freezing your tush off!"