Keycifer .

"Don't drink doubles at weavers and think you'll make it to tattoo and ride home. Pull up the sofa fort and pass the fuck out halfway thru. Its fiene"

"Make swenk dinner for being so awesome with the animals! Ahhh!"

"Beware of the zombie dog of doom. She will kill you dead with her cuteness."

"Don't try to ride at 4 pm... Everrrrr"

"Never EVER patronize 'new china' on the corner, they are beyond judgemental, racist and extremely rude. They refused to serve me, because of the way I look, because I am female. Didn't they want money"

"Tip me ten dollars. Or get to the choppa!"