Kevin Tynan

"Great breakfast sandwiches that will help you gain the pounds and inches required to look at home in rural Texas."

"There's a little chapel room with texts for several of the more popular monotheistic religions, if you feel the need to beseech your Magic Sky Father."

"You're trading cheese selection for convenience, but that's the kind of sacrifice you have to make if you want to do your grocery shopping at 3:00 am."