Kes Williams

"Would be best to avoid: tables dirty, staff didn't know what food the had in: steak was tuff and over cooked, curry tasted like it came out of a dog food tin. The only hood thing was a pudding"

"Keep your cold feet to yourself. Don't steal the duvet. Any snoring and your booted to the comfy sofa. Snuggles work well."

"The stylist was great and so is the cut. The only problem was the difference in the price quited. I was told it would be £39 and was charged £46"

"Minty loves after eights"

"Best advise, never be late for dinner"