Ken Blucker

"Bring a second pair of shower shoes, and wear them over your first pair."

"Don't order anything."

"No Stone beer? I thought this place liked beer. Lame."

"Sometimes you can find an interesting book to read while your girl shops, but I recommend a fully-charged smart phone."

"Be sure to ask them what's not on the menu. They're hiding lots of delicious items that they're working on."