Kelly Brand

"My butt hurts."

"If you're looking for an apt and it doesn't include a parking spot, do yourself a favor & move elsewhere. They change signs frequently to reduce the # of residential spots so they can ticket you. $$$"

"Try to park your car INSIDE the lines. You know who you are."

"Don't forget to check out the Disney Vault and D Street. They carry great items, some that you can't find anywhere else!"

"Try to win"

"Wear a diaper for when you pee yourself."