Kelly Anderson

"Mmmm beer."

"Not one of the platter pictures looks appetizing."

"If I'm here 30+ hours a week, who is this strange man that is the mayor?! I've never seen you before so you are making fraudulent check ins!"

"Ask for me, the bra specialist, if you need a good bra! (Olga, Felistus, and Simone are also great)"

"Request CJ. He is the only server who isn't retarded. Everyone else can't answer any of your questions and they are slow as crap."