Keith Morales

"Pwede mag yosi sa 7-11."

"Be nice to the Taximan, for he is Charon reincarnate. Prepare 5php so he can send you on your way."

"Try the halo halo ice cream! It's awesome."

"Bring booze. It's always appreciated."

"Wag matakot kay da vinci. Sabihin mo lang na ka sa facebook page nya, ok ka na."

"Always bring identification and keep your used top up cards to help validate claims on account ownership."