Keith Hastings

"I was going check in here when it was Pleasant's Pad, but now that it's a gay bar...no way!"

"There are actual honest to god vegetables growing out here!"

"I heard that old man Jenkins died in here after a wall of Zevia crashed down on him."

"I can see Diane's place from here!"

"There's a packet of fancy ketchup in the drawer"

"Dress light, it can get hot up there"