Kayla Kelly

"There's plastic silverware because of airport regulations - not by the restaurants choice so calm those horses."

"Remember to tip your dinosaur builders. $5 is good and well. Request Kayla, she builds the best ones. Then tip her. Heavily."

"TIP YOUR DINOSAUR BUILDERS HEAVILY."

"I live here. I sometimes walk outside my apartment door, lift up my dress, and shake my bottom."

"The most terrible place on God's green Earth."