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"Wanted just water with the meal. Sorry, they said, we dont have plain water. What a rip-off. We decided to eat elsewhere."

"Chicks are menariks tonight ... but they ain't tarikking me!!!!"

"It's surprisingly nice, in a semi-relaxed way. The waiters here are friendly and welcoming, and the band ain't too bad either."

"Plugged it into the computer and it was unformatted, so did just that. Only option was 256Mb. Must be an error! Storage in Mb, not Gb? Took half minute to realise that it indeed was that, ermm, small!"

"Now you can call in advance and pick-up your favourite nasi briyani order at Restoran Ismail without leaving your car ..."

"4sq prompted the question, 'How was Stadium Shah Alam?' Hmmm ... I think kurang garam sikit la."