Shredder

"Tatty zap!"

"The woman at the front counter sucks. I asked her for a local paper and she looked at me like i had 3 heads. Than she thought I was homeless after ordering a $ 22 meal. Idiot."

"Go see heather! Best hair cut ever! And tip her"

"Try the anal sex, a bit salty for most tastebuds"

"Hug the mechanical grandpa, BUT HOLD ON TIGHT!"