Kata

"The dog water fountain no longer works"

"The special is bogus. They tell you you need to print it out. sorry but I don't have a printer I carry around to print a screen shot when I check in"

"My favorite strawberry milkshakes as proven by food network"

"Try the who's your dad. Tastes like you're eating steak"

"Be prepared to wait forever to get your food and when you finally do get it, make sure its correct. Customer service is not their best quality"

"ask for the ninja"