Kasey Kasten

"Pet that cat, eat some cheese, and enjoy wine with friends!"

"Charlie is literally the most delightful server I've ever had in my life. Ask for her."

"Worst seats on earth ever."

"They come for the McRib, they stay for the cupcake back"

"Where as I will do anything for a pancake and a dollar, this mayor will do anything for a big Turk and a smile."

"Try the black velvet only if you're used to the effects of crack"