David Kotch

"Great tree guide and trail map."

"I hate a service station that can't even bother to fill the squeegee water."

"Forget the Colonel's secret recipe. This place must put crack in their chicken. Amazing stuff and great service!"

"The home fries have gone downhill over the past year. Luckily, the alternative, grits, are pretty good here."

"Nice alligator heads."

"Try the wiiiiiine!?!"